Alright, so maybe it's not particularly politically correct to want to bitchslap cancer walks in the face, but to hell with it. You're getting a slap right across the cheek, Susan G. Komen 3-day! Were you aware of the fact that in order to walk in this particular fundraising event, you have to pledge to raise... drum roll please.... TWENTY THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS! American dollars! PER PERSON! Can you believe this? For arguments sake, let's say that Aunt Judy over in Tallahassee recently lost her battle with breast cancer, and you desperately want to walk in her honor. But as you know, we're in a recession and you've tried your best but can only raise $500. Tough titties, honey. No walk for you.
You know what I call this? I call it Extortion. You can take your 3 day and shove it. WA-BAM! Slap in the face.
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