C’mon. It had to be done, right? Yesterday, we heard a lot of news regarding the presidential hopefuls for the Republican Party. Oops, we make a mistake: Satorum, you win Iowa. Mitt, nanny nanny boo boo, you lose. And that other guy dropped out. What was his name again? Oh yeah, who cares? But the biggest news had to come from Newt Gingrich’s ex-wife who decided to tell the nation that Mr. Conserative not only cheated on her (which we knew) but that he wanted to have his mistress and eat her too. Uh, I mean…
It has been ingrained in our brains that the Republican Party stands for family values, conservative politics, and faith in God. Yet this guy, this thrice married adulterer, honestly asked his wife for an open marriage? I thought Romney was the Mormon? ZING!
Sorry, Newt. You win the honor of today’s slap in the face. Is this the best the Republican Party can do? I don’t think so.
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