The lovely Demi Moore is making entertainment headlines again. Seems that she and hubby Ashton Kutcher are finally calling it quits (shocking, I know), and the stress in her life has become too much to bear causing the actress to be hospitalized for “exhaustion.” We have nothing against the metabolically challenged over here at the daily bitchslap, but something tells me that Ms. Moore might feel a whole lot better if she ate a big plate of pasta and a bowl of ice cream. Trust me, honey, you can use the calories. Calorie = unit of energy. EAT!! I'd slap you, but I'm afraid I'd knock you over.
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