Friday, March 16, 2012

Snip. Snip. Slap!


Ummm. I’m stumped with this one, kids.  A urologist in Massachusetts is offering free pizzas to men who come in for a vasectomy during March Madness. Are men really that desperate for pizza that they are willing to undergo an uncomfortable surgical procedure? I mean, last time I checked, pizzas were a pretty readily available commodity in the United States. Maybe if this were Mumbai, where a pizza is probably more difficult to come by, maybe then pizza might be an incentive. 

Let’s weigh the options, shall we?  On one hand we’re talking about surgery, which is probably pretty expensive, right? And on the other hand, well, there’s pizza, which costs about 10 bucks and is available 24/7 pretty much everywhere. I'm not seeing the incentive there genius.

You should really consider smacking your marketing department. Oh heck, don’t worry about it. We’ll smack ‘em for you, with a slice of pepperoni.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/mad-mad-world/Now-get-free-pizza-for-undergoing-vasectomy/articleshow/12295243.cms

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