Saturday, January 21, 2012

Marky Mark



Well, there are many sure fire ways to kill the promotion of and sales from your new movie.  And our buddy here, Mark Wahlberg, aka Marky Mark (circa "the Funky Bunch") sure picked a good one!
In case you've missed it, here's what Mark said recently while giving an interview for Men's Journal :
"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry,'" 

So, he's since recanted and apologized (sort of).  But, let's break it down kiddies.  This guy pretends to be a badass in movies, and I'm sure he's pretty strong, but he is absolutely freaking delusional here.  The Funky One seems to be forgetting that he does NOT really beat up bad guys or solve crimes or rescue damsels in distress.  His stunt men do.  In a movie.

Do yourself a favor Marky, slap yourself silly.  You need it.

SLAPPAGE!

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