Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Angelia Jolie

Continuing yesterday's theme of celebrity, I would like to personally devote today's slap to Angelina Jolie. 

Here's a recent shot of the star:

Her work with humanitarian agencies is very admirable, to be fair.  However, Mrs. Pitt needs two things:  a slap, and a sandwich.   That is some scary back bone display.  Despite the fact that she is styled horribly, she looks desperately hungry and Mr. Pitt looks like he needs to hold her up for fear of fainting.   I get that Hollywood's women are, in large percent, basically paid stick bugs, but Angie is taking it too far.   A sandwich, a beer, and even a good plate of pasta would do the girl wonders.  Food is your friend, Angie.

Slap you in the face.  With a pizza.

1 comment:

lizzy said...

yeh, and i don't know what he is trying to grab back there because the term boney ass was meant for her!

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