If you are in a crosswalk, your main objective should be to (wait for it) --- walk. I know this may be shocking, but that is the goal. Getting from one side of the pathway to the other quickly, and without getting run over. Simple as that.
But most people act like they are taking a leisurely stroll around the park, with nothing better to do then stop and smell the roses. There are no roses, or cupcakes for that matter, in a crosswalk, so keep walkin'. If you're old, or disabled, you get a pass, otherwise, snap to it!
A brisk pace wouldn't hurt either. Hey, you might even burn off some of that Burger King!
Slappin' your face.
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