Dear Sarah Jessica,
Please. We implore you. Eat a sandwich. Carbs are you friend. You look more and more like a walking skeleton each time we see you on the red carpet.
I'm going to tell you a secret, SJP. The skinnier you get, the older you look. It's true honey. You're looking a bit like the crypt keeper here (with Alf hair).
Now go, have some french fries before I slap you with a string of sausage links.
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