Super SLAP

I just do NOT get the Super Bowl.  Football is 90% of the reason, its a sport I cannot get into no matter how much I try.   The other 10% is the sheer amount of crazy surrounding the bowl.  New TV purchases, oversized pizzas, and constant requests to spend my hard earned money on "block" betting.  And then, after the boring 4 hours are over, we get a week of mulling by fans about the game, the plays, and the commercials.  Meh.  Give me some Stanley Cup action over this monstrosity of a sporting event any day.