Like a SLAP

Super bowl Sunday.  I was forced to watch a football game by family, waiting for what seemed like ages for the half-time show.   I was waiting for Madonna, because the girl has been talking some mean game lately (see here and here).   After her "performance", I was underwhelmed to say the least. She looked subdued, almost fell, and her backup dancers were WAY more exciting than she was.   For a woman who is asking her fans to shell out $300 to see her live, I'd expect her to bring it.   But what I got was less compelling than a cheap drag show.

Madge, today's slap goes to you.  If you are so superior to everyone else, you better start performing like it.